有一種病叫空姐綜合癥
After being Cabin Crew for a few years, you start to notice certain traits and habits appearing out of nowhere that have seemingly crept up on you through the jetlagged days and nights. You know when you have been flying too long when:
空姐作為特殊人群,有著異于常人的生活模式。如果以下癥狀讓你感覺膝蓋中箭,恭喜你已身患“空姐綜合癥”,特此授予資深空姐光榮稱號~!
All of your pens have hotel names on them
你所有的筆上都印有酒店名稱
You refer to cities by airport code
你用機場代碼稱呼城市
When someone presses the doorbell you look at the ceiling
聽到有人按鈴你會不自覺抬頭看天花板
You look for the ‘flush’ button in the bathroom
你在衛(wèi)生間尋找沖水按鈕而非把手
The first thing you say in the morning is ‘Did you sleep?’
朋友間問候用“你睡了嗎”多過“你吃了嗎”
You stop at each fire extinguisher you see and check it is in the green gauge
經(jīng)過滅火器的時候,你忍不住想檢查指針是不是在綠色表盤內(nèi)
You wake up and have to look at the hotel stationary to see where you are
一覺醒來,要找到酒店標(biāo)示才能記起自己身在何處
You can eat a 3-course meal in 2 minutes whilst standing in the kitchen, preferably behind a curtain
你可以在兩分鐘內(nèi)站著在廚房吃完一頓飯,包括前菜主餐和甜點,而且最好能躲在窗簾后
Three alarm clocks seems perfectly normal
擁有并同時使用三個鬧鐘聽起來合情合理
You never unpack your suitcase
你從來不會徹底清空并整理行李箱
You look for the brake on your trolley at the supermarket
在超市購物使用推車,會不自覺想用腳去踩剎車
When you get home from a trip, you immediately prop the door open with your suitcase and check inside the wardrobe, under the bed and behind the shower curtain
旅行歸來,回家第一件事就是用旅行箱撐住門,迅速進門掃視并檢查衣柜內(nèi)、床下、浴簾后
You wish you had a trash compactor at home
你覺得如果家里也有臺垃圾壓縮器就好了
When serving a drink to guests at home you ask ‘Would you like ice and lemon with that?’
客人來家里做客,你熟練地詢問:“您的飲料需要加冰或檸檬嗎?”
You ask your partner when serving dinner, if he wants chicken or beef?
吃晚飯你習(xí)慣性地問另一半,雞肉還是牛肉?
You know how to say ‘hello’ and 'thank you' in at least 6 languages
你會用至少六種語言說“你好”,“謝謝”
You look for the ‘crew line’ at the supermarket, bank or post office
總是下意識尋找“機組人員通道”,哪怕是在超市、銀行、郵局
You spell things out using the phonetic alphabet – Lima Oscar Tango Sierra!
你習(xí)慣用字母代碼來讀英文字母-LimaOscar Tango Sierra
You understand everything on this list…
以上列表的每一項你都深有體會…
加一條:我買東西老想問機組打不打折....
本文來自CabinCrewClub,中英混合學(xué)習(xí)版。
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